Funny Things

From the Mouths of my Babes...

Sam (telling on Audrey for throwing a toy at him): "Mom, she thinks cause I'm dressed like Spider Man that I AM the real spider man, so she's trying to fight me; she doesn't realize I'm not the REAL Spider Man!!!"

Dave was teaching a family lesson about reverence...
Dave: "If you are real quiet you can feel something special."
Logan: "I don't feel anything."
(Me-trying not to burst out laughing at Logan's comment)
Dave: "If you are quiet you can feel the Holy Ghost."
Audrey (frightened, yet intrigued): "The Hairy Ghost?!?"

Dave overheard the boys playing superheros...
Logan: I'm going to be Batman, you can be Superman.
Sam: No, I don't want to be Superman, I want to be Batman!
Logan: How about you be Batgirl?
Sam: Okay, just don't tell anyone.

While in the car we see a guy driving in an older Civic, shoulders exposed from wearing a tank top...
Logan: "Mom, is that guy NAKED?!?"
Me: "Do you really think someone would drive around naked in their car?"
Logan: "No, I just thought he wasn't wearing a shirt...or pants...or underwear."